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Sing no solemn songs
Pray to whomever could help
Damn your memories
Season 4, Episode 2 of Mad Men. When Don starts making out with his secretary. Go go gadget anxiety.
Ryan Scout_FTM: Amendment One Passed in North Carolina
Even though I’m not a North Carolina resident, I’ve become a passionate advocate against Amendment One because of my dedication to all in the LGBTQ community and the wonderful treatment I’ve received in the past from Universities in NC that have brought me in to speak. Although the amendment…
From the brother of a dear, dear friend.
I really dislike who I am and I’m currently reconsidering whether or not I want to share anything with you guys ever again. Because empirically, it doesn’t matter.
If I could equate the way the Blue Jays blow saves with other types of blowing
It would be like a ant trying to fellate a whate. Or a fucking tornado. We are fucking terrible.
Here’s a figurative outline for the next few years together. Also, attached is a list of cliches you might think we’d slip into.
Please throw these away as soon as possible as none of these are applicable here.
I promise I will not fall victim to your habits and will not allow you to succumb to mine.
We are not a habit. We are an instinct.
We will not reduce each other to nail biting.
Regardless of how we’d like to imagine ourselves as something else or normal, we will not pigeonhole ourselves into mediocrity.
If there is any habit we can adhere to, it’s exceeding our own expectations.
Remember that Mumford & Sons album you torrented? Or that Asher Roth album you have?
Yeah.

